Say Uncle! Say it!

I've got all sorts of great things happening around me lately and I just don't have time to tell you about them. The biggest one is that I became an uncle about three weeks ago. That's right, my sister had her kid (finally! We had to wait, like, months), and seeing as being a really good uncle means being a really bad influence, I'm already stockpiling firecrackers and researching where the good cockfights are in Vancouver. It's probably too early to tell, but I'm hoping the little squirt has inherited his uncle's kidney punch and his uncanny ability to make his aunts cry. But seriously, how does one go about finding a cockfight? It's still legal in parts of Southeast Asia, and Vancouver has a large Asian population. Where do you go when you've got a hankering for some of that old country fun? Janis, you must know. Ah well, finding out will take a while, but that's fine, I've got time. It'll be six, seven months before he'll be able to appreciate it anyways. I can tell already, being an uncle is going to be a lot of work, but, oh the rewards.