Broken Glass Makes Me Laugh

This may seem cruel, mocking and unpleasant to you. And I do not disagree that it has its vile and childish side. But comedy has no friends, mad people are funny, and it's not news that I'm an arsehole sometimes.
-- Warren Ellis

Wednesday, January 31, 2007

No soup for you!

Driving to work a couple of weeks ago, Kevin spotted this sign, and now we've been seeing it everywhere. Kevin calls it the most counter-intuitive sign ever, and I have to agree. The weird thing is that it's always posted when you're going onto or coming off of the highway. We can't figure out what it means, other than that if you eat soup anywhere near the highway, then you're in big trouble.

5 Comments:

Blogger Sleestak said...

No littering. $500 fine if you do.

1:35 PM, January 31, 2007  
Anonymous Stone said...

Actually, it's not soup. Not soup at all. It's beans. Really. Beans! No canned beans allowed. I found out the hard way... Munching away during a leisurely stroll along the 403. But really, $500 is worth it, just for the savoury mix of molasses, brown sugar, beans, and automotive exhaust (especially diesel. Mmmm). I'm taking TWO cans for a jog down the 407 this weekend. $1000 dollars later, and I'm full to the brim! Beans!

10:41 PM, January 31, 2007  
Blogger Des said...

It's quite clear really, no opening tin cans behind the wheel or they will take you to the police station and make you watch them hit $500 with a hammer.

10:11 PM, February 01, 2007  
Anonymous J.S. said...

It's clearly a warning to sailor-men everywhere. Mind your spinach. We don't need any giant forearms busting up our fair city. I think I saw Bluto plant one of these signs himself...

10:39 AM, February 02, 2007  
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