Broken Glass Makes Me Laugh

This may seem cruel, mocking and unpleasant to you. And I do not disagree that it has its vile and childish side. But comedy has no friends, mad people are funny, and it's not news that I'm an arsehole sometimes.
-- Warren Ellis

Wednesday, July 06, 2005

"You were the chosen one!"

I think I may have created a monster.

I’ve been loaning comics to my non comic reading friend John over the past few months, and a couple of days ago we sat down and watched a few episodes of Justice League Unlimited. I phoned him last night and had this conversation with him:

John: Hey, I downloaded a few more episodes of Justice League.
Davinder: Oh yeah?
J: Yeah. So who do you think the hottest superheroine is?
D: What?!
J: I think it’s the Huntress.
D: Dude, they’re drawings.
J: Come on, I won’t tell anyone. Who do you think the hottest superhero girl is?
D: What the fuck? Shut up! How did this happen?

The conversation went in circles from there, and nothing was resolved. I’ve lost him to the dark side. Soon he’ll be buying slabbed, foil enhanced variant covers and nobody will be able to stop him. I think I’ve got to quit giving that guy comics. And maybe kill him.

8 Comments:

Blogger keest said...

And maybe find him a real-life lady friend. And no, that's absolutely not an offer.

12:27 PM, July 06, 2005  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You jerk!! Jimmy is going to have a field day. And btw Shanequa I'm taking your comment as not only an offer but a verbal contract. I'm choosing to only read the first sentence.

3:02 PM, July 06, 2005  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Damned right I will have a field day!! We all you secretly lust after the Green Lantern, he's so dreamy....

7:25 PM, July 06, 2005  
Anonymous PaulB said...

Who can deny that Dynomutt is a whino slut, of the highest order I might add.

5:59 AM, July 07, 2005  
Blogger Des said...

Black Canary's wayyy hotter than Huntress!

hehe

6:28 PM, July 07, 2005  
Anonymous kfo. said...

i have to agree, black canary is definitely way hotter.

11:29 PM, July 07, 2005  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I used to think black canary was hotter but once I got a sense of her personality I changed my mind. Huntress has an edge. She has spirit. As far as I can tell about black canary the only thing that bitch can do is yell.

6:32 AM, July 14, 2005  
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