Yell "Yeee-haaa!" and floor it
On the other hand, Crazy Cooter doesn’t want you to go see it:
Sure it bothers me that they wanted nothing to do with the cast of our show, but what bothers me much more is the profanity laced script with blatant sexual situations that mocks the good clean family values of our series. Now, anybody who knows me knows that I'm not a prude. But this kind of toilet humor has no place in Hazzard County. Rather than honoring our legendary show, they have chosen to degrade it.Well, la-de-da Mr. Park Avenue manicure. Cooter hasn’t been any fun since he got himself all citified. I guess by “the good clean family values of our series” he means running moonshine and evading the police in reckless high-speed car chases punctuated by crashes and explosions.
If you really want to get into the heads of the Dukes, click on the link to take the Brunching Shuttlecocks’ Hazzard County Driver’s Test.
There’s another countdown going on right now too, and it’s entering the final hours. More on that tomorrow.