It's been five times, and I'll bite your nose off if you say differently
Over their complaints about the heat, we visited Niagara Falls yesterday. Since I moved here eleven months ago, I’ve seen the falls five times (shut up John), which is more than anyone should have to. Granted, yesterday was the first time that I’d taken the Maid of the Mist boat tour, which takes you in a boat right up to the falls. I hadn’t been too impressed with the falls up until now, but any experience is more interesting when you might die. I’ll see if I can post the video tomorrow.
Side note: every time I go to the falls I think of the scene in Superman II, when the kid falls over the railing ("Look at me, Mom") and Superman flies down and saves him. Now, does that make me a comics nerd or a movie nerd?
A guy in Australia bit off the tip of another guy’s nose in an argument over the merits of the Sin City movie. I can believe that, I know some Australians and they're savages. I’ll have to remember biting someone's nose off as a method of emphasizing my points, though.