It kicks ass to be Davinder

I’ll be honest, I just got in from the pub and I’m a little drunk as I type this. Whether that makes this missive more or less interesting is up in the air.
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I took this photo out by the Toronto airport today and it’s the cheesiest shit I’ve seen in a long time.


Seriously, who eats at this restaurant? I remember watching an episode of Blind Date (shut up, I don’t judge your TV watching habits) where they had this guy who was in love with Zorro. He kept asking his date, “Tell me, do you like… Zorro?” He seemed like a nice guy, but, dude, get over Zorro already. And stop telling your date she looks like Catherine Zeta Jones.
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This is a link for my friend Paul, who likes paying winos for rimjobs. It’s a hobo porn name generator.
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I find this morbidly entertaining. Click and drag to fling the body when it gets stuck.
(via BoingBoing)